Half-Assed Causes

"Free Tibet!
"Legalize Weed!"
"Legalize Gay Marriage"


Look at me: I'm an ignorant, arrogant college-student!
Look at me: I'm 'changing the world, through rock-and-roll'!
Who here likes leisure!?
Who here likes escapism!?
Well, then you'll love 'Escapism Leisure'!
Who here likes to fake a political-conscience,
while laughing with their mouth wide-open,
watching Stephen Colbert, etc.?

"Free Tibet!
"Legalize Weed!"
"Legalize Gay Marriage"


And a handful of other half-assed causes
that distract from that which is most-dire,
things right in front on your face:
"Free the backwards cultures of the world... to death!"
"Liberate the backwards cultures of the world... to death!"
And, meanwhile, U.S. schools teach disillusioned black children,
that "Lincoln Freed the Slaves".

Mexican immigrants are modern-day slaves,
then scapegoated,
to obscure the reality of oligarchic imperialism.

Modern-Day Slavery.

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I say "House Slave"

I say,
he is a house slave.

And I say your change won't come,
not from this house slave.

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The Sanctity of Marriage

Prostitution is illegal.
You cannot sell your sex.
Prostitution is illegal. ...with several exceptions.

Prostitution is illegal, except when you call it 'dating'.
Prostitution is perfectly legal, when it is spread-out over half-a-month or so...

Prostitution is perfectly legal, when the whore is your girlfriend.
Sex can pay her way, as long as you are room-mates...

A person selling their sex is illegal and disgusting.
...unless the whore ends-up with a wedding-ring.
If the whore ends-up with a wedding-ring,
then prostitution transforms into a most-beautiful thing!

Selling your body is okay,
if you set your price at 'One Wedding-Day'.

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Prop 8 is a Distraction. You are a Pawn.

No on 8! No on 8!
I am homosexual
and I want the right to visit my loved-one in the hospital! No on 8!
I am homosexual
and I want the right to leave inheritance to my loved-one! No on 8!

Stop saying "No on 8!"
Instead of saying "No on 8!", say "I don't care if
the government recognizes my relationship", I want my rights, regardless.
Listen, philosophical half-ass, and recognize that some worms have hooks.
Why are you fighting for the RIGHT to register with the government, in yet another way?
Why are you fighting to give government authority to say whose sex is legitimate?
Now THAT really IS queer.
Knock that off. Stop with this "No on 8", half-ass philosophy.
The government doesn't deserve the authority.
Prop8 is a distraction. You are a pawn.

Yes on 8! Yes on 8!
I am christian and homosexuality is a sin! Yes on 8!
I am conservative and homosexuality is not sustainable!
Stop saying "Yes on 8!" Instead of saying "Yes on 8!", instead of worrying about the sin of homosexuality,
you half-ass christians should just let the fags run rampant, for a while.
And if your theology is at all practical, then faggotry will crumble of its own accord.

And now, half-ass christians, your real challenge:
Criminalize Divorce, in accordance with the bible.

Pass a law to criminalize Judaism, you half-assed christians;
because Jews teach that Jesus was not God's son.

Stop with this "Yes on 8", half-ass philosophy.
The government doesn't deserve the authority.
Prop8 is a distraction. You are a pawn.

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Social-Pawns

Women are blameless!
Because women are POWERLESS!

Women are POWERFUL!
so women deserve rights!

Women and children
Women and children
Women are children...

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All-American Heroes

Timothy McVeigh,
was an "All-American" hero,
fighting the good fight,
bombing women and children.

Osama Bin Laden,
is an "All-American" hero,
fighting the good fight,
killing innocent civilians.

Jeffrey Dahmer,
was an "All-American" hero,
being homosexual,
and eating human flesh.

Nikki Catsouras,
was an "All-American" hero,
fighting the good fight,
Suicide-Bombing a toll-booth.

Cho Seung Hui,
was an "All-American" hero,
fighting the good fight,
choicing his 32 fetuses.

The founding fathers,
were "All-American" heroes,
fighting the good fight,
And occasionally raping their slaves.

George Bush,
is an "All-American" hero,
helping so many to pretend,
that they know who pulls the strings.

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
I pledge my loyalty to a piece of cloth,
one nation, under smog,
with just enough sunlight to keep the cogs alive.

I am an "All-American" hero,
fighting the good fight,
and giving you yet another opportunity to be bored or offended.

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We, the Tyrants of this Land

Hello 3428710
This is your ward's second-grade trainer.
In accordance with hatchery-ethics-code 83429,
calling to inform you that your ward possesses the genetic disposition for ADHD
you have no rights or responsibilities in this matter.
Goodbye.

We, the tyrants of this land, reserve the right to drug your children into obedience.
We, the tyrants of this land, encourage you, good citizen, to kill your children, economic expedience.
Your self-regulated eugenics, good citizen, is good for the economy.
We, the tyrants of this land, shall allow you to be 'free',
as long as you splay and obey every arbitrary mandate, that we, your betters, whim to make.
We, the tyrants of this land, highly recommend competition. Competition is a GFTE.
We, the tyrants of this land, highly recommend that you avoid co-operation. Co-operation is not a GFTE.

We, the tyrants of this land, recognize that a factionalized slave-class... is a manageable slave-class.
With Liberty, and Justice, for All.
Pledge your allegiance to our flag, good citizen.
Pledge your loyalty to our piece of cloth, good citizen.


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The American People

The American People are living unsustainable lifestyles...
The American People are a bunch of circle-jerking idiots...
The American People are cowardly and apathetic...
The American People don't even know who is fucking them over, at the highest level...
The American People are hypocrites...
The American People don't even know who is fucking them over, at the highest level...
The American People are descendants of a slave-state...
The American People live in a modern-day a slave-state...
The American People are living unsustainable life-style...
The American People develop pet causes, to waste their time...

The Irish people...

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What would the 'Founding Fathers' do?

What would the 'Founding Fathers' do?

They would force their penises,
Into their slaves' vaginas.

The 'Founding Fathers' Raped their Slaves!

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LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE!

The founding fathers were geeeniuusees! they raaaapeeed their slaaavees!
Love what you've done with the place!

Generation after generation of Emotionally-Retarded Men,
Generation after generation of Spiritually-Retarded women,
Generation after generation of Sexually-Retarded populous,
Fabulous, darling - I must get the number for your social-engineer!

*The founding fathers were geeeniuusees! they raaaapeeed their slaaavees!

What's the darling?
A nation of 'freedom' built and maintained on the backs of slaves?
Cheeky - very cheeky.

Christians employing coercion?
I like the concept!
Give me an example, darling...
They fire-bomb abortion clinics? Nice.
That's nice on two levels:
Firstly, I love violent Christians;
And secondly, I love a nation that is so great
That it allows its female population to self-regulate
Eugenics, for the sake of "economy".
How modern!

This culture is fabulous, darling.
We really must talk - I must get the name of your social-engineer!

*The founding fathers were geeeniuusees! they raaaapeeed their slaaavees!

This culture is fabulous, darling.
We really must talk - I must get the name of your social-engineer!

*The founding fathers were geeeniuusees! they raaaapeeed their slaaavees!

Peace-Signs and slogans of "Go-Green" and "Meat is Murder",
All as hollow accessories,
For vapid, cowards and apathists,
Whose lifestyles are so self-centered and unsustainable,
That they can only be maintained through imperialistic exploitation?
I LOVE the irony, Darling!
I simply LOVE the irony!

We really must talk!
I really must get the name and number of your social-engineer!

*The founding fathers were geeeniuusees! they raaaapeeed their slaaavees!

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THE FREEST NATION ON EARTH (PART2)

I pledge my allegiance to the flag.
I pledge my loyalty to a piece of cloth, and to the cowardice, Apathy - the Weekend-Warriors of Philosophy, who consider it plenty to simply "feel heard";

You have the "freedom of speech",
As long as what you say does not matter.
You have the "freedom of speech",
As long as no one is listening.
And they are not. So speak away.
...not that you are saying anything important, anyway.

You know - you're lucky!
In most countries, they torture and kill those who live as freely as you.
Yes - in Iran, they chop off the hand of anyone who dares to drone-on about their favorite sports-team.
So pledge your allegiance to our flag. Pledge your loyalty to our piece of cloth.
In Cuba, burning-at-the-stake is the penalty for anyone who caught buying cute, little sweaters for their lap-dog.
So pledge your allegiance to our flag. Pledge your loyalty to our piece of cloth.
In Syria, you do not even have the God-Given right to drive past homeless people, on your way to church!
And, in Iraq, up until the country's liberation, you would face a firing-squad, if caught lusting-your-life-away - wishing you were a "celebrity".
Pledge your allegiance to a flag.
Pledge your loyalty to a piece of cloth.

P.S.: Hey! I am raising my kid to be Atheist,
And I do not want my child saying "one nation, under God"!
"Under God"? Terrible! And it wasn't even in the original cultish-chant!
Down with "one nation, under God"!
And, once that phrase is out, we can put more emphasis on,
"I pledge my allegiance to a flag"!
"I pledge my loyalty to a piece of cloth"!
...problem solved.

If "Freedom" means being allowed to render yourself mentally stupefied, thus politically impotent, then "Legalize Marijuana" is certainly about "Freedom". Some worms have hooks, you idiots.

Many parts of our society remind me that many elites think of our society as simply an ant-farm etch-a-sketch.

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Freedumb!

You are free to speak, words that are not heard,
Or words that, when heard, do not unsettle the herd... of pawns.
You are free to speak, words that are not heard,
Or words that, when heard, do not unbridle the herd... of pawns.

You are free to believe anything that keeps you complacent and productive.

You are free to disagree... aimlessly.
You are free to dissent... pointlessly.
You are free to protest... futilely.

But those who are effective... will be caged or killed.

So keep up the fight - keep "raging against the machine"
But be back in your cage, by Monday.
So keep up the fight - keep "raging against the machine"
And tell me again, political-leisurist, how George Bush is a dummy... or an evil-mastermind.
Then get back to your bong, or your abortion-clinic, or your church -
Wherever you go to put your spiritual-fingers into your spiritual-ears.
You heard me, you herd. You apathetic herd.

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BORED OR OFFENDED

Bored or Offended
This is boring or offensive
You are nearly-never introspective.

Diamonds engender frivolity
Diamonds necessitate slavery
Diamonds are a VERY BIG part, of a VERY BIG problem (not that you care)

...go to bored
Directly to bored
Do not pass "go", do not collect introspection...

Bored or Offended

Half-engaged - you will probably only hear the last-half of the following:
Men's lives are 10% shorter,
This is often dismissed with, "Men live foolishly";
Well, by that logic... breast-cancer is karma.

Bored or Offended
This is boring or offensive
You are nearly-never introspective.

In our society, Black people are often uneducated
In our society, Black people are often violent
In our society, Black people are descendant of our nation's fetid foundation: slavery.

So, were you bored or offended?
Was this boring or offensive?
Because I doubt, sincerely, that you were at all introspective...

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Cultural Masturbation

Our Culture is obsessed with self-worship.

So our culture is obsessed with masturbation.

But, since our culture so represses sexuality,
our culture masturbates through music.

That is why
nearly all of the popular music
in our culture
is soul-less.

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Painted Burkas

She wakes up in the morning,
rises before the sun,
and the first thing that she does,
is puts on her painted burka.
She knows that it is quite a disgrace,
for the world to see her actual face,
so before she resumes the rat-race,
she puts on her painted burka.

The Land of the Free,
where men are created equally,
and where a woman's face,
should never see the light of day.
The Land of the Free,
where men are created equally,
and where a woman's face,
should never see the sun-
a painted burka for every woman!

Your face disgusts me,
so please "fuel the economy",
by purchasing products which meticulously,
mask what you look like...

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Women (Shiny, Stupid, and Useless)

Shiny, Stupid, and Useless.
but that's their 'nurture', not their 'nature'.

See, I believe that a woman can acheive
anything any man can, has, or will.
But it's hard to excel,
and it's hard to succeed,
in a society that socializes women to be, simply...

Shiny, Stupid, and Useless.
But that's their 'nurture', not their 'nature'.

I am sick of all this mindless, frilly shit,
and I wish for no more marketing - urging women to be,
Shiny, Stupid, and Useless.
that's their 'nurture', not their 'nature'.
I am sick of all this mindless, frilly shit,
and I wish for no more socializing - teaching women to be,
Shiny, Stupid, and Useless.
that's their 'nurture', not their 'nature'.
She would like to be more than this.
She would prefer to be more than this.
But, in this "Land of the Free",
it's not exactly like a woman can be anything...
In this "Land of the Free",
A woman can be anything...,
as long as it corresponds with one of the following:
She can be a doe-eyed, three-holed social-ornament.
She can also be a hawk-eyed, three-holed social-ornament.
It's wide open, girls!

She would like to be more than this.
She would prefer to be more than this.
But, unfortunately, in this "Land of the Free",
it's not exactly like a woman can be anything...
In this "Land of the Free",
A woman can be anything...,
as long as it corresponds with one of the following:
She is welcome to be a doe-eyed, three-holed social-ornament.
She may also be a hawk-eyed, three-holed social-ornament.
It's wide open, girls!

She would like to be more than this.
She would prefer to be more than this.
...but she knows.
She knows there are countless, ruthless
social-tidal-waves, of cowardice and apathy,
forcing her to be this way.
She know that, if she resists, she may be swiftly swept-away.
...and so she stays.

Shiny, Stupid, and Useless.
But that's her 'nurture', not her 'nature'...

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Rancho San Diego

There’s a place I know
Called "Rancho San Diego"
It’s where a lot of rich, snotty-ass kids live
There’s a place I know Called "Rancho San Diego"
It's where a lot of rich, snotty-ass kids call ‘home’

A rich kid in Rancho San Diego,
spends most of his or her time
driving around in expensive cars,
that their parent’s bought them.
They drive around,
looking for emotional-outlets,
to vent their boredom and frustration.
They drive around,
looking for chances to be hyper-aggressive.

There’s a place I know...
They spend their days,
wandering in a gold-plated haze.
They bounce from anxious, to bored...

...and, all the while, they are hyper-aggressive.
Their parents failed them,
and they will fail their children
it’s a vicious cycle, of
laziness, apathy, greed, and emotional-retardation
There’s a place I know...

There’s a place I know called "Rancho San Diego"
It’s where a lot of rich, snotty-ass kids
are raised to be hyper-aggressive
and emotionally-retarded.
And if they heard me say that,
most would want to kill me,
but only because they’re raised
to be hyper-aggressive and emotionally-retarded.

There’s a place I know...

They drive from place to place,
Spiritually empty
looking for stuff to buy
to stay distracted
from their boring, boring lives

My Advice:
They should get with the emotional-retards from p.b.,
and have a full-scale emotional-retard circle-jerk

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A Slightly-Better-Dressed Slave

Who would like to learn some ways,
to be a Slightly-Better-Dressed Slave?

Step right up,
and discover how to buy the clothes, the cars - shiny distractions,
that will shield you from your hope,
and chain you to a job that you hate...

Then you can masturbate, in your mind,
the rest of your lifetime,
about how foolish and blind you were,

when you set-out to be
A Slightly-Better-Dressed Slave,

at best - that's what you will become.

House-Slaves,
I'm talking to you,
with your light skin,
your apathy,
and your mountain of debts.

Field-Slaves,
I'm talking to you,
with your dark skin,
and faith in the hand-picked uncle-toms
who convince you to be proud of your misery.
As you dig deeper-and-deeper your own, untimely grave, you will become a slightly-better-dressed slave.

Calling a Hypocrite's Bluff

It's always fun calling a hypocrite's bluff...

I want to travel around the world,
kicking pregnant, pro-choice women, in the stomach
making them miscarry
then having them in court, against me,
sitting hypocritically,
while their lawyer builds a case, against me,
for killing her unborn child: Murder.

It's always fun calling a hypocrite's bluff...

I want to live to see the black nationalist movement,
overthrow the U.S. government,
for crimes against humanity
talking slavery
then, when the black-power government,
installs THEIR caste-system,
...at the bottom, you'll find me.

It's always fun calling a hypocrite's bluff...

I want to speak freely,
in this land of hypocrisy.
I want to be brought down,
for effectively undermining,
The United State's Modern-Day Slave-Society.

It's always fun calling a hypocrite's bluff...

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Papa Kennedy

Papa Kennedy
tried to make Rosemarie behave;
Papa Kennedy
put a pokey in his daughter's brain.

And he went "swish, swish, swish"
into his daughter's brain!

Papa Kennedy
Scrambled his daughter's Brain!
How Noble!

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Africans, AIDS, and Santa Claus

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember when Africans,
were dying of hunger.
But it seems, now, they're only dying, of "AIDS".
I guess all that hunger just faded away.
As if lack of nutrition,
didn't affect the immune system,
but lack of nutrition,
destroys the immune system,
so I think I'll say,
what all the ignorant, arrogant hypocritical drone-slaves of the 'Freest Nation on Earth' seem to be thinking... they seem to be thinking:

Die, die
you African scapegoat,
you're not hungry,
you're just humping your health away,
so, as you and your children,
are starving to death,
I'll say:
You should have worn a condom.

Africans are starving to death,
liberals claim to care,
but do more for trees and pets,
and according to conservative republicans,
a starving African is proof,
that fornication is a sin.

So there are no more starving children,
with flies on their eyes,
just a bunch of horny coons,
that are either pitied or despised.

The nation freest on earth,
and fullest of lies,
would like to remind
that those Africans deserved to die.

So let's all sing:
Die, die
you African scapegoat,
you're not hungry,
you're just fucking your health away,
so, as you and your children,
are starving to death,
I'll say:
You should worn a condom.

Because...
Condoms are the same
as a steak dinner,
when you're dying of hunger.

If you're dying of hunger,
you don't need food,
you need sex-education.
If you're dying of hunger,
you don't need food,
you need condoms.

Condoms are the same
as a steak dinner,
when you're dying of hunger...

...because: Africans just fuck themselves to death,
so let's all just stay sexually repressed, in the slave-nation of the U.S.

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The Gods of Algebra

What could go wrong
Praying to The Gods of Algebra?

I pray, now, to the algebraic gods;
and they tell me, that the enemy, of my enemy, is my friend;
So I give weapons of mass-destruction,
to Saddam Hussein;
and he kills countless Iranians,
in the Algebra Gods' name.

What could go wrong,
Praying to The Gods of Algebra?

I pray, now, to the algebraic gods;
and they tell me, that the enemy, of my enemy, is my friend;
so I train Osama Bin Laden,
to attck my enemies for me.
I train Osama Bin Laden,
to attack the filthy commies for me

What could go wrong,
Praying to The Gods of Algebra?

I contrive, now, an algebraic policy,
to empower whoever hates those who hate me

What could go wrong,
Inclining to the gods of algebra?

What could go wrong,
funding terrorists who serve my purposes?

What could go wrong,
funding the genocide, of the infidels to corporatism?
What could go wrong,
funding the genocide, of the infidels to capitalism?
What could go wrong,
funding the genocide, of the infidels to Zionism?

I pray, now, to the algebraic gods;
and they tell me, that the enemy, of my enemy, is my friend;
...so I turn a blind eye, to the crimes of Pakistan
I turn a blind eye, to the crimes of China
I turn a blind eye, to the crimes of Israel
I turn a blind eye, to the crimes of the "freest nation on earth"

What could go wrong?

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Political Half-Thumb

I am going to provide you with a job,
by pointing my half-thumb at you.
I am going to allow you,
to keep side-walks clean,
out in front of rich people's houses.
I am providing you with a job,
by pointing my half-thumb at you.

I am going to provide you with an education,
by pointing my half-thumb at you.
Your education is that you should stay narrowly focused,
on the idea that the "Bush Administration" is the root problem.
I am providing you with an education,
by pointing my half-thumb at you.

I am going to provide you with a history lesson,
by pointing my half-thumb at you.
The "Founding-Fathers" were good men.
No, scratch that - they were GREAT men.
...they liked to fuck their slaves.

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The Labia March

Protect Innocent Men and Children!

It takes a lot of labia, to do what they do.
They're REAL women,
they protect innocent men and children.

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Praise God

When it comes to humility,
you ain't got shit on me.

So I say:
Praise God!
for answering my selfish prayers,
while children, everywhere,
are dying of hunger and preventable disease,
Praise God!
for answering my selfish prayers!

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Spics Die Young

Let's take a magical trip,
to the modern-day cotton-fields,
of California and Florida...

There, you will see
a cacophony
of spic slaves
trapped in a vicious cycle,
of underpaid, arduous manual-labor...

Spics die young;
but I don't care;
because I like cheap produce.

Spics die young;
and I don't care-
I'm too busy
fighting for "a woman's right to choose"
...to kill her young.

Spics die young
Spics die young

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Motherhood vs. Shining Shoes

My body is mine!
And the only 'Labor' I want...
is shining my masters' shoes.

In America,
if you tell a woman there is something she cannot do,
often, that's enough to convince the puppet,
that it's something that she wants to do...

I want to kill my kids.
I want a "Right to Choose".
I want to stay on top of the competition for shining shoes.

Then, all that's left is to provide a "Right to Choose";
after that, just sit back, and watch your slave-class
kill their kids, to compete to shine your shoes...

Let's Kill Kids!

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Create a Little Chaos (apathy perpetuates massacres)

Create a Little Chaos, for your cogs, now and then,
and they will seek and accept safety in whatever social-poison
you assure can cleanse them.
Foster technological-dependence, to the point of defenselessness,
and your slaves will focus on gas-prices, and not the genocide of… whomever.
Create a little chaos, from time to time.
Shake some cages, now and then,
and the feeder-sheep will stay spiritually asleep.
Sleeping calmly through the massacres…
Sleeping, calmly, wide awake,
bored by news of the massacres that their apathy perpetuates.

Apathy perpetuates massacres,
But, on the bright side, the women of ‘Sex and the City’ copulate on a whim.

Apathy perpetuates massacres,
But, on the bright side, the Chargers made the play-offs!

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